He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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