What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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