Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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