Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You're breaking my sexual little heart
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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