That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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