careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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