This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I deserve this hangover.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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