Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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