your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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