is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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