i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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