so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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