We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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