dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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