someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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