i don't plan on having that self control this summer
thus making me awesome and them whores
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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