But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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