Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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