Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
In other news, I just burned my penis
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I pour the whiskey from now on
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm always down for nudity.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
