How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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