I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You don't make any sense
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