i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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