hotel room ftw
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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