Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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