some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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