Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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