I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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