eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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