thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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