dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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