I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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