i just had sex bonerless
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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