Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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