Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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