How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
