You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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