More tranny stories later!
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I didn't notice because vodka
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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