Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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