she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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