just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
