dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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