so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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