Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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