My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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