dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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