I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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