I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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