Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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