Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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