No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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