Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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