i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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