there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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