i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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