Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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